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Angry Neighbors are releasing their first album after four years of drinking, writing, drinking more, and performing for limited audiences around the globe.  The new album, The Big Dirty, is predicted to be a major hit with a few people.  Get your copy at all the major online resellers.

Don't ask us for a copy.  We're not giving these away.  However, all proceeds will go toward the Angry Neighbor beer fund.

Reviews

"This is awesome! Do you guys need a lighting director?"  - Jimmy, LD

"This album sums up my last five years on the road!"  - Pork Chop, roadie

"This is the most memorable thing I've heard since Stacey did that thing with the bottle!"  - Pete

"The lyrics are like the scribblings of a 10th grader who just learned to rhyme."  - Jodi

"The fact that this mess of a band exists shows the power of Satan is running rampant in the world."  - Your Mother

"This completely objectifies women. It's crass, rude and sounds like a bunch of noise with awful lyrics. Did you write this?"  - Ex Girlfriend

"Ha!  This is great!"  - New Girlfriend

Consumer Warning

Explicit lyrics, content and concepts.  Please avoid the Angry Neighbors if you suffer from prudishness, catholicism, high morals, high standards, proper ethical behavior, obesity and visual unpleasantness.

Listening to the Angry Neighbors may cause fast, pounding, or uneven heartbeats; pain or burning when you urinate; blood in urine, talking more than usual, feelings of extreme happiness or sadness; tremors, hallucinations, unusual behavior, motor ticks, dangerously high blood pressure, severe headache, buzzing in your ears, anxiety, memory problems, confusion, nausea, dizziness, chest pain, shortness of breath, seizure, blurred vision, weakness, insomnia, dry mouth or an unpleasant taste in your mouth, diarrhea, constipation, stomach pain, vomiting, fever, hair loss, loss of appetite, increased sexual interest, impotence or difficulty having an orgasm.

This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur.  Please call your doctor for medical advice.

If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, congratulations.




Special thanks to:  Dewey, Andy, Jason, Brian, Damage, Sam, Murph, Duva, Hager, Bling, Lunchie, Justin, Bob, The Ally's, Jen, Ragus, Jodi, Gig Butt, all the roadies we traveled with, all the stagehands that put up with us, and to everyone who inspired us over the years.  Don't get too close, we might write a song about you.

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